A series of unfortunate events.....

Phew...finally, I am back...where have I been???
Oh..to recall..it was a series of unfortunate events...first, i sprained my left ankle, then 'pai ka' for about 4 days. Left foot wrapped with a thick ankle guard.
Then, a shit load of work poured in...(this is usual, especially i just back from MC)

Second, our NEL train broke down ... ehh...this one is none of my business lah..but i just wanna add this in.

Third, gonna early morning shift duties, end up, some idiots screw-up and get the rest of us in troubles. After duties, rush back office, however i gonna a severe headache and giddiness...really cannot stand it anymore, so i took the company's medical slip and went to see doctor, told my colleague about it. Then, i see doctor, went home, eat medicine and knock out till 5pm. STUNNED!!! 6 missed calls from office, immediately called back...then gonna scolded by boss, "How come you just disappear from office like that???" *tongue tied* Kana BACK STABBED liao...

Forth, went back to office next day (someone advise me to go apologise, no matter what, he is still the boss) and i did. My boss gave me a punch in the face and throw my MC away...haiz.....(his punch is 5 cam away from hitting my face) Can i consider this as 'heng' ah, otherwise, I cannot type this entry liao...haiz...life still goes on......

Hope one day, the above will turn into a movie or something.

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Someone sent me this, kinda interesting, so sharing it with all. (I think the guys will love it)

The truth...

Ok...I am back again to confess..I did went back to office on Sat...thats because my bf came early in the morning to my house, drag me out of bed, bring me for breakfast and send me back to office, and he 'hangs' around till my office event ends..
Yeah...good job, done! Let's give him a round of applaus..*lame*...duhz...

BUT, the truth of the office thing is not my boss birthday, it is my boss had a big juicy news to announce, and we had a 1 hour speech from him. My boss, being a 60 plus going to 70 yrs old man, decided and had signed to sold his company to another big company. The part when he told us that, the requirements to buy his company are to keep the company name and keep all his 450 staffs with a job and salary...i cried...being so touched...
Cos he could have sold it at a much higher price, without caring about us... With the money, think he could buy himself an island and lead a secluded retired life without caring what happened to the outside world...but he didn't...

Well, so much for that, meanwhile, no change to my current work...the sickening stuffs still poured all over my table on Monday morning. Arghh....

Received a forwarded mail...think it is kinda interesting, so sharing it with all.

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.

So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests,the wise men, and even the court jester.

He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend !

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bed room.

But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer? she asked him.

"Beautiful during the day ... or at night ?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wonderous, intimate moments with?

(If you are a man reading this ...) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this ..) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

What Lancelot chose is below.

BUT ... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below........OKAY?

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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now ... what is the moral to this story ?

The moral is ..
1) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly ;
2) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is !!

Idoits at Work

Oh gosh...how can there be such people in this world!!!! So so so tu-pid....stupid!
Can someone advise me what to do??? Oh ya, sorry, i forget to explain what happened to me. I think I am too hot-headed already.
'Somebody' in my office organise a birthday party for our boss on a Sat's afternoon and sent out an invitation to all staffs to ATTEND this birthday lunch. And better still, my 'Superior' ordered all of us in his department to ATTEND as compulsory. OMG! Since when an invitation becomes an ORDER? And who gave him/her the authority to hack into our weekend's personal time?
OH...please...for all those bootlickers, they are more than happy to do so.
BUT....for me, i rather sleep at home or spend some time with my bf & family.
Guess what did I do??? I simply told my 'Superior'....Sir, I will be sick tomorrow and unable to attend the lunch event....
And he gave me a stunned look and said....Sorry, you cannot excuse yourself......
*conversation went into deadlock, so it ended without a closing*

OH...please spare me, I am NOT coming , ok....

World Cup Fever is over

Oh...gosh...finally the world cup fever is over. Life goes back to normal......
1. The guys over at the opposite department ceased to gossip about the 'ball'.
2. No more long quene at Singapore Pools.
3. My TV stopped its midnight/ morning duty.
4. Mum stopped nagging.
5. I think food delivery business will drop slightly.
6. Less 'panda' walking on the streets.

WHAT!!! Life is so boring again....Can somebody do something about it ??? Sighz...

9 July, 6.38pm

Remember 8 years ago, year 1998, I was in Sec. 4, in the month of July, the pressure of GCE O level is very strong. Pressure comes from the formal examinations papers and as well as the future. Also, the depression that we were going to leave school, all good friends are going separate ways. Future to me at that time is totally blurred, cos I never planned what I was going to do??? In fact, I dont even have the confident whether I would pass the papers or not. Only thought in my mind was to do my best for the papers and all the rest to think later.

With 2 other of my best friends, we had a little discussion about what it is going to be like after we leave school. The verdict we got is that we are all going to be busy with our own life, like further studies, girl/boy friends, earning money, NS and lots of others. The chances of getting together like then will be extremely low. We even imagine, will we one fine day bump onto each other on the streets, by then, we will be having our son/daughters by our side already....hahahahaha....how childish we were before.

So, we made a little promise, every year, on 9 July, we will meet up together at our favourite place for dinner once again. No matter how busy we are going to be, we will always make time for this day.

Well, the day of 9 July is here once again...

I am sick.... I am healed

I am sick.... I saw you!
I AM HEALED COMPLETELY...

I am SICK

I am sick....i got fever
..................you says i cannot drink cold water

I am sick....i miss you
..................you says i dont know how to take care of myself

I am sick....i need you
..................you says you need to your job

I am sick....i want you
..................you says you want to iron your clothes

I am sick....i will die
.................you says between now and then till you see me again, you will be loving me, so love you

I am sick....i love you

You shot me? I shot you!

Wah piang! Damn not happy this evening when I took the MRT home after work. I actually caught a young boy shooting me with his Pana-sonic V series handphone. Really pissed me off, and he do it without shame and so obvious lor. Alamak, me has never appear on TV, newspaper and other media, he took my picture for what??
So, in order to get revenge, I took out my Samsung E series handphone and video him instead. Think he saw me staring at him with my my phone facing him, he put his phone down. And he actually smile at my phone camera for a better view...*faints*

Handphone with cameras and video-ing functions are so common nowadays, and almost everyone out there is holding such a phone. Sometimes, it will be quite difficult to notice who is shooting at you. And the stupid fact is that some people actually gain fame after posting interesting life videos online...well...what can I say...I am posting my 'revenge' video here now.

It is just a CUP!

Monday again...full of blues...cos got a long week ahead...and I am looking forward to the last few matches of FIFA World Cup. With Brazil and England out of the game, really dont know how the outcome will be.

Over the weekend, I watched the movie "Cars" with my cousin and family. Not because of this little rascal, this big group of grown ups will not have spend money to watch a cartoon. My cousin, being the youngest in the family, of course...have the most say lor...Nowadays, little ones RULES. Ok, back to the movie, "Cars"...the part that hit me the most is where they talk about winning the racing car race..."Piston Cup". Hahahaha...same as the World Cup, it is just a cup! The truth about winning is the sportsmanship, not the CUP itself, cos the CUP is just a CUP. Well, I really hope to see that in the real world and not only exists in movies and fairy tales.

Cookies, cookies and more cookies

Today seems like a better day for me, away from all evils thoughts.
On Sat's duty today, and manage to clear all my paper work. Ya, I am still on a 5 and a half day work week, with alternative sat off. But I kinda dont hate working on weekends, cos it is a good time to do some clearing work, like tidy my table, housekeep my emails, backup and etc...

So, finished my work and I hurried home to do some baking. And here are the results....
Nice leh.....wanna a piece? Nah....just can see pictures and imagine how heavenly it is....heehee...
But seriously, I am working hard on my baking skills, hopefully by next year, I can bake some to sell for Chinese New Year and make some money.

Chocolate Chips Cookies


Cornflakes Butter Cookies


P.S: A special note to my bf who has been the guinea pig for all my baking results. Thanks..muacks

Lost again...

OMG! 94mins Full-time for Germany vs Argentina, it is a 1-1 draw, I lost my bet. Congrats to my dad, he bet $5 and won...
Think it is time for me to stop all my betting habits, otherwise, before the world cup is over, my this month salary will be gone in no time.
Arghhh....there is simply too much betting centres in Singapore to entice you to bet. People used to say that within ten steps you walk in Singapore, you can definately find food and named Singapore as a food paradise. I think it is going to become a gambling paradise soon, cos every ten steps you walk now, you can find a betting centre....some more it is equiped with LCD screens, air-conditioned, sofa seats and more...kinda annoying...
Anyway, I am not blaming anyone, ok..it is my own stupidness to fall into people's trap.

Gonna be a heavily scheduled weekends....got to work for Sat's duty, got to bake my 'ai xin' cookies for my bf, got to bring my little cousin for movie, and last but not least, need to catch the live world cup matches. Cos even I am not betting, I paid SCV to watch the matches, so die die must watch....oh gosh...everything here needs money....

It is now 1am already and I am dead tired, gonna catch some sleep lor....sweet dreams, all..bye.